Pano ba to...

May hangganan kasi yung KATAMARAN ng isang tao. Yung tipong pag narating mo yun, malamang lamang maiisip mo naman sa sarili mo na.. "Wow pare sobrang tamad ko na, gawa na nga ako"

Pero shet ha, ibang level ang katamaran ng mga magulang ko. Tipong SUPER Sloth ang dating. Mula umaga hanggang pumatak ang tanghalian, wala silang ginawa kundi mahiga sa sofa, manuod ng tv, at kumaen. Masaklap pa nun eh TINATAMAD rin sila mag luto ng ulam sa gabi. Kaya tipong di ka na makakain kahit nagugutom ka.

Gustong gusto mo kumain ng mainit na sinigang after mong maulanan at mabasa sa bagyo, at maghintay ng jeep halos isang oras at kalahati.... pero di mo magawa kasi walang ulam. Masaklap pa nun eh ang pinapakain sayo puro buto ng lechon. Wheeewww sarap.

Ngayon lam ko na feeling ng aso.

Woof woof! homies!

Rar nakakabwisets. Super pagod ka na't lahat, di ka makasingit sa pc para gawin thesis mo kasi nag d-download ang erpats mo ng mga movies niya, tapos higit sa lahat pinipilit ka kumaen ng ulam na hindi pang TAO. Lecherous forever times ten to the NTH POWER!!!

That's why nag away na naman kami ni Mommy. Nagpapasama ako mag pasig river ng 8:00AM... WOW nakailang baba na ko at balik sa living room, pinapaalala na kailangan kong lumakad ng 8:00 AM pero POTA 10:00 lang sila gumalaw sa kinakaupuan nila.

Sumbat pa sakin

"O bakit di ka pa nag bibihis?? kala ko ba nag papasama ka??"

Heller time check please? 10:30 na po. Namatay na sa gutom yung kabayo ko. Nawalan na ng saysay yung pupuntahan ko. Sumabog na yung pearl harbor. Natuyo na yung polar icecaps sa Himalayas. Tapos ngayon kayo nagyaya at naiinis kung bakit di pa ako nakabihis???

Ganun ba talaga pag tumatanda na? Nagiging unreasonable na yung thinking mo, at wala ka ng body clock, kahit na sobrang daming clock sa bahay eh parang di mo sila nakikita??

Ewan rar.

What days of cramming affects the puny brain of a human such as mine.

Me: Tae umaga na naman, gagawa na naman ako ng thesis, space prog at kung ano ano pa. pota napaka monotonous ng buhay ko.

Brain: Yeah talk about living like a zombie! It's like you're the M in S&M, and your S is that horrid professor of yours.

Me: Di na gumagana si "reward system"! Di na pumapayag yung utak ko, hindi ko na siya mauto!

Brain: Well duh, figures.. That's why they call me 'BRAIN', for thinking and stuff and I ain't buying your "sige na gawa ka na, isip ka na tapos pakasaya tayo pag tapos na'. Hell it's NEVER FINISHED!

Me: huh? di kaya.... *tries to bola my way out*

Brain: What?! You call watching TV & sleeping your 'pakasaya' moment? Dude, that's low... You even owe me a nice birthday celebration that's been pending for about a week.

Me: eh nag celebrate na tayo di ba? kumaen kasama sila.

Brain: Is that what your idea of celebration is? My cerebral signals are probably off.

Me: feh.. kahit naman gusto ko mag paka garbo eh mahirap lang ako, lang pera para sunugin. Kaya nga tayo nag Arki di ba? para may pera na susunugin, para sumaya tayo. It's all part of the grand scheme. Atat ka kasi.

Brain: Are you even happy now? I doubt you'll make it. Insanity's knocking next door, hell I can't even sleep in the same house with your Mood buddies.

Me: sisihin mo yung mga external influences. kaya di kita magamit kasi huli ka lagi pumila sa counter. Nauuna yung mga kaasaran ko sa mundo bago kita makausap.

Brain: It's all a part of the grand scheme.

Me: 'grand scheme' amp! linya ko yan no, pang bola ko yan sayo, bakit mo binabalik sakin?

Brain: Enough of that. You know as well as I know that, you should probably stop thinking too much, in short stop over using me. Be more like that other person.

Me: Ayoko, blah. AYOKO!!! bakit mo ba siya pinapaalala? naasar lang ako pag naiisip ko yan. Wala nang future, bahala na. Go Batman!

Brain: Hmph, all that worry and scheming plans of yours is over cluttering my workspace. Cease and desist your troublesome thinking and just go with the flow like you usually do.

Me: Anong 'go with the flow'?? Eh san ba tayo dinala ng flow? dito di ba? Maganda ba dito? hinde. Labanan natin yan lecheng flow na yan. Sawa na ko sa flow. Di naman masarap. Tanim ako ng tanim wala naman akong inaani. WALA WALA WALA. kaya kung ako sayo sarili nalang natin ang intindihin wag na sila. 

Brain: You do know that what you're proposing overwrites the current programming right?

Me: Oo tae. Magsusulat ba ako ng letter of complaint kung di ko alam kung ano nirereklamo ko?

Brain: Hmmph very well. Be like a brat. I think I know where we'll end up.

Me: Mas marunong ka pa sakin ako may ari ng katawan na to. O game gawa na tayo.

Brain: Yes boss.

Me: Awwwrrrraaayttt!!

By the Lower Mississippi

Cincinnatus Heine Miller

The king of rivers has a dolorous shore,

A dreamful dominion of cypress-trees,

A gray bird rising forever more,

And drifting away toward the Mexican seas --

A lone bird seeking for some lost mate,

So dolorous, lorn and desolate.

The shores are gray as the sands are gray;

And gray are the trees in their cloaks of moss; --

That gray bird rising and drifting away,

Slow dragging its weary long legs across --

So weary, just over the gray wood's brink;

It wearies one, body and soul to think.

These vast gray levels of cypress wood,

The gray soldiers' graves; and so, God's will --

These cypress-trees' roots are still running blood;

The smoke of battle in their mosses still --

That gray bird wearily drifting away

Was startled some long-since battle day.

"I've got no time for this shit." -Haruhi

(at least my take on it)

I share the sentiment. Ughh too fed up. No strength to spare.

I'm all sick again. =/

Apparently my "swirly disease" decided to rear it's ugly head again and wreak havoc inside my body. Mom ranted on about it's because of me staying up too much and not sleeping during these past few days. She blamed it all on me and my puyat sessions for thesis. It's not like I had a choice duh..

If I had, I'd sleep my lazy ass off. =/

I had a different take on why my anemia appeared again all of a sudden. It was probably because of yesterday's outing with friends. I didn't really eat breakfast and skipped lunch on the way. We've been malling for half a day and I think I must have been dehydrated since my only water intake was only 1 1/2 glass of water. Leave it to my brain to not tell me such an important thing right?

Hey stupid, drink some water. Your HP is almost 10/100 doi~

We didn't get to eat until it was 7 or something at Dencios.. lost track of the time.

Pfft~ so funny since I just tagged along with them at the last minute. The birthday guy barely knew who I was and I was there eating with them. As usual, I'm the only one with boobs in the table...talk about sausage party. Nonetheless, we had fun anyway~ XD